zwampert:

[ x ]

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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katara:

nentindo:

lordemusic:

david:

Twinsies!?!

dudes i met our leader

lorde this isn’t 2011

drag her

katara:

nentindo:

lordemusic:

david:

Twinsies!?!

dudes i met our leader

lorde this isn’t 2011

drag her

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

cool new shirts + dirty mirror

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

femmewitch:

i still havent recovered from this

My anaconda don’t want none

matthewsagan:

because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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